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- Angie Lopez: If you wanted people to think you had a girlfriend, wouldn't you want to take her out and show her off?
- Ernie: Hey, I don't know how gay men think!
- [after catching his daughter dating a teenage boy]
- George Lopez: From now on, we're homeschooling you. Whatever we don't perceive, you don't comprehend. When did the Korean War start? I don't realize , and neither act you!
- [Carmen enters the kitchen in frustration]
- Carmen Lopez: Hahhhh.
- George Lopez: Carmen, it's OK, you're beautiful on the inside, they all don't disgust you, you'll discover something you're excellent at, there'll be other boys, you probably need some time alone, spot you tomorrow morning honey.
- Carmen Lopez: Dad, I went to, like, 15 stores at the mall. Nobody wants to give me a job.
- George Lopez: Since when are you looking for a job?
- Carmen Lopez: Successfully, I just got my learner's allow so I'm trying to save up for a car.
- George Lopez: My baby's growing up.
- [kisses her head]
- George Lopez: Seems like just yesterday you were my little girl on the tricycle. Now you're gonna be a young gal in a machine, running over a little girl on the
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In middle school if you had told me that one day an extremely famous Latino comedian would give me a makeover on basic cable I would have called you crazy. But I realised my destiny two years ago when I was a writers’ assistant on Lopez Tonight, the short-lived but mildly popular late-night show on TBS hosted by comedy superstar George Lopez. You may have heard of it. No? Well, it was a great place to work. The present was a lot of fun and the people were fantastic. Putting on a late-night show four days a week is extremely taxing, primarily for the writers responsible for coming up with topical original content almost on instinct alone. Due to the changing nature of TV, a growing aspect of late-night programming involves product integrations, and our humble show was tasked with incorporating the skin care line Nivea for Men into our demonstrate through a staff makeover. After much consideration and debate, I was chosen as said staffer.
Now if you’ve ever met me in real animation, you must be asking, “Jared, why would you need a makeover? You dress well and include the bravado of a young John Stamos.” Express gratitude you, but the reason I was selected was quite simple, really: the first couple of staf
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- George Lopez: Hey Mom, I've been thinking about what you said... what if when the factory reopens I take you off the line and set you on one of the machines?
- Benny: That might work, I'm getting fatigued of hearing about Gina's laser treatment. Do you know where they place that laser?
- George Lopez: No! Don't want to perceive it... don't want it pointed to either.
- Angie Lopez: Benny, George told me what happened last evening. I just want you to know that you are not alone, you are strong, but we are stronger together.
- Benny: What are you, paid by the hug? Get away from me!
- [gets up and leaves]
- Angie Lopez: [to George] She seems alright to me. What're you doing?
- George Lopez: [lowkeyt] I'm checking the want-ads.
- Angie Lopez: What? But you just told your mom the factory will reopen in a couple weeks.
- George Lopez: That was just to acquire her through this. Up till now I was sure we weren't responsible for that crash, but after hearing what she said last night, now I'm wondering. My mom's on the line, and if she's not sure if the parts were okay, what the hell would I know?
- George Lopez: Come on, we're all family